Blog Moment: Ninja Robs Gas Station in Norway

[prosicated]

Aftenposten reports a sword-wielding, knife-bearing foreigner dressed like a ninja stole cash from a gas station and made his getaway on a bicycle.

Now there's performance anthropology.

Comments

Re: hey...

[prosicated.livejournal.com]

You're alive! Tell me the legend!

Re: hey...

[nagashimon.livejournal.com]

i lived in a bad neighborhood. a ninja vigilante was walking the streets, trying to take down drug dealers. i felt as though this was wrong, so i tried to stop him one night, sort of an anti-vigilante vigilante. he retaliated with a bag of ball bearings.

i shit you not.

there is more, but i'm afraid i'm out of juice. give me a call sometime and i'll tell you the full story.
you have yet to hear the midget story, and i'm surprised that k hasn't told you about that (it's a damn good story.)

oh, wait...

[nagashimon.livejournal.com]

...it suddenly occurred to me that the only bike that could really kick up enough juice to blaze out of a gas station without stalling would be a kawasaki ninja.

bwahahahahahaha!